I'm finding this dating game more and more difficult. After the disastrous encounter with A I'd decided to turn celibate for a while.
However, I met a lady at a bar (she was a friend of a friend) and we hit it off straight away. Things were going great. We had a first date, quickly followed by a second. On the second date there was the first kiss - it was nice.
On the third date I picked her up from her house. This is where it all went downhill. I asked to use her bathroom. At this point I didn't know I was anal. In fact I thought I was anything but anal, however, when I saw her toilet I could have heaved. I realise now that I am anal when it comes to toilets! My toilet is regularly scrubbed clean - the rest of the house may be a mess but my toilet is spotless! Her toilet, however, was caked in brown limescale. Even though I only wanted a pee I couldn't force it out - my stomach was churning.
So, I just flushed, washed my hands and walked away. I then descended the stairs where she was waiting for me. She reached out for a kiss and - I couldn't! I avoided the moment as all I could see was the filthy toilet - I found myself disgusted at her toilet and her!
Now, we have had date four and I cannot bring myself to kiss her. She asked me, "Do you even like me?" and I answered, "Yes."
I wanted to say, "Yes, but please clean your toilet!"